"Suicidal Lovers"

Suicidal lovers, at least they have that

It's more than we've got after all these years

Sharing our thoughts and too many beers

They long for death, and here's a fact

Our sex life sucks, we have no money

And for the record, you hate me, honey.

Suicidal lovers is the way to be. Don't believe it? Just look at me.

I call you Susan, once Suzie

You call me Tom, once Vera

Claire, Lucy, or Deirdre.

They long for death, I want an uzi

Since when are you gay? I feel like a schmuck

Come on damnation, I'm a sitting duck.

Suicidal lovers is the way to be. Don't believe it? Just look at me.

We did those drugs and alcohol

Wrecked each other and called it fun

What a bust, I wish we were done.

They long for death, they sell Demerol

Say, you doin' my best friend's wife?

It's so high time I take my life.

Suicidal lovers is the way to be. Don't believe it? Just look at me.

If I go now, it will feel so great

I long for death, I feel my fate

Just say the word, we can do it together.

Cuz even now, I'll leave you never.

Suicidal lovers is the way to be. Don't believe it? Just look at me.

We took some pills, we held hands, I loved you so much, it set me free.

--feemur '03